What's the most overdone cliche in celebrity blogtown? A picture post with nothing? Or a picture of a celebrity with a gossip item contrasted with an absurd punchline about having A) Met, B) Had sex with, or C) Seen them doing something that has nothing to do with the story, i.e. punching panda bears or putting on diapers and asking for forgiveness from Mayor McCheese.
It's a coin flip. But good thing the Absurdist Punchline never gets old.
In a story about Michelle Rodriguez's pending jail sentence for a DUI, The Superficial says:
So I met Michelle at a bar and when I failed to chug a bottle of rum in 30 seconds she threw a barstool at my nuts and questioned my sexuality. Is it wrong to be turned on by that?Did she really do that, Superficial? Did she?
2 blow(s):
The only one who does that kind of thing well is WWTDD. Even then, he's gotten kind of lazy lately.
WWTDD never does that well, and he can't even spell. Why does he hate apostrophes?
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