Big news again from I'm Not Obsessed! I don't know how they keep coming up with these amazing celebrity scoops. They must have like 30,000 employees and spies covering the country.
Today's big scoop from INO: Hayden Panettiere went shopping.
No fuckin' way! She went shopping?! Did she take a shit yesterday too? Do you have photos of that you could share? Because frankly, that might be more interesting.
What makes this post even worse is that you admit that you've done a lame post like this before! Hayden Panettiere Shopping. Again. Damn. At least don't admit when you blow.
If she went shopping in a bikini I could understand the post, but she was dressed in something I could see my mom wearing.
Okay, new rule of thumb for non-news stories like this: If it's boring and pointless don't post it, unless there is a nip-slip, a crotch-shot, or bikini involved.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Today's big scoop from INO: Hayden Panettiere went shopping.
No fuckin' way! She went shopping?! Did she take a shit yesterday too? Do you have photos of that you could share? Because frankly, that might be more interesting.
What makes this post even worse is that you admit that you've done a lame post like this before! Hayden Panettiere Shopping. Again. Damn. At least don't admit when you blow.
If she went shopping in a bikini I could understand the post, but she was dressed in something I could see my mom wearing.
Okay, new rule of thumb for non-news stories like this: If it's boring and pointless don't post it, unless there is a nip-slip, a crotch-shot, or bikini involved.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
3 blow(s):
I totally agree with this post and I love this site. But: if you write a post like this, pointing out every time a celeblogger makes a useless post like that, don't you become part of the problem?
The people or content bots or whoever it is that put those posts together don't actually care about the content, they're just posting something to get page views up in order to increase ad revenue. So you're helping and encouraging them by sending traffic their way, right?
That's what I'm wondering. Interesting philosophical issues to be wrestling with.
I know. It is quite a conundrum. I guess our hope is that by pointing up the pointlessness of it, maybe they'll stop. It's just one of many philsophical issues I wrestle with each day. Like, do I wear pants or no pants today?
I said that I hoped to get linked. I can use any traffic I can get.
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